Vampires

We a gang of 4 in my Engineering College days, call ourselves as "VAMPIRES". Vampires gang consists of me, Amal(Mr Palakkad),Rajiv alias Kunjappu and Prasad alias Palu. We were the vampires who sucks BEER instead of blood. What made our friendship even stronger? The reason is we were of similar frequency in all activities starting from scooting exams, films and beer.
We all believed in the following laws

You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off without a fight
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gets a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

(extracts from 25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women: )

We used go for boozing thrice in a week (Monday, Wednesday and Friday). Fort Palace a three star hotel in Palakkad was our destination. We had an area in lawn reserved for us :-). Usual busy schedule of our sessions
Venue FORT PALACE - Palakkad
5.30 PM : We find ourselves occupied in lawn
5.40 PM : Krishnan Kutti chettan (our usual bearer) comes for order. We all go for ICE BEER - our favourite one.
6.00 PM : ICE beer comes with compliments. We never goes for side dishes as they are very costly.
6.00 PM to 8.00 PM : We kicks off our sessions, starts from 1,2,3 ICE beers…..cigars…. Usual talks…. College issues n gals.
8.10 PM: We gets enough mood for the day , we plans to leave. There was a common climax dialogue
"We should reunite after leaving our college days once in a year in the same FORT PALACE. We should book an A/C room here, spend whole day for beer . " Dil chahtha hai……song plays in background
8.30 PM: Noorjahan restaurant - our favourite restaurant for Malabar food dishes.
10.00 PM : Reach college, move directly to GMC (Gentle men's corner) a place next to ladies hostel. We had a policy once we drinks we should show off our skills to someone.
10.00 PM- 11.30 PM : We play around in hostel, make our friends asleep.
12.00 PM : goes to bed.


Every beer sessions had a common resolution "We should reunite at the same Fort Palace after a long time.". Did u believe it happened. Yes it happened in January 2009 (after a duration of 4 years).

VAMPIRES that sucks beer reunited in the same FORT PALACE…….it happened